WARNING: This Program Is Limited To Only 15 People
WANT TO GET YOUR
DREAM BODY THIS YEAR?
ARE YOU READY TO GET OFF THE
FAT-LOSS HAMSTER Wheel?
My Team and I want to personally Work With You To Help You Reach Your Fitness Goals Over The Next 12 Weeks!
What Can Our Transformation Program Do For You?
GET FASTER AND BETTER RESULTS THAN EVER BEFORE
Having My Team And I to guide you through your fitness routine will help make sure you are spending time on the right exercises and get you RESULTS FASTER.
INCREASED MOTIVATION
AND VARIETY
We will coach, push, and motivate you more than you may be able to yourself. We will bring variety and fun to your training and nutrition and continually take you to the next level ensuring you push past plateaus every single time.
KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO EAT FOR YOUR GOALS
With guided flexible nutrition, you'll never get stuck or bored with what's on your plate. With full access to dozens of delicious designed for you recipes, you'll never feel like you're starving or restricted to bunny food.
CREATE A PERSONAL HEALTHY LIFESTYLE PLAN
We will coach, push, and motivate you more than you may be able to yourself. We will bring variety and fun to your training and nutrition and continually take you to the next level ensuring you push past plateaus every single time.
MAKE LIFELONG FRIENDSHIPS
We are a family of like minded people just like you that are working towards a healthier and happier lifestyle. Make new amazing friendships with people that 'get it' and are there to support you every step of the way through your journey.
...ONLY READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH AND GET IN SHAPE AT THE SAME TIME.
(sense of humor required)
We are excited to have the opportunity to work together...in the real world!
If you have a friend who told you about our program, then you already know it’s the real deal. So you can skip to the bottom and click the apply button. (And let us know so we can give you a special gift when you come in).
...If not, keep reading (or don’t, and just apply, that’s cool too, but this gets kind of entertaining)…
...Back to the serious point: this program isn’t for everyone, which is why we ask people to apply instead of just paying for it online.
WHO THIS IS NOT FOR...
People who…
… don’t laugh at jokes
… don’t smile
… hate puppies
…hate happiness
…hate other people
…hate fun-loving supportive communities
...love traffic (eww, who are you?)
...hate sweating
...betrayed their closest friend that one time
…are NOT dedicated to their goals
…prefer to giving excuses to getting results
…just sign up for things thinking the act of signing up will solve their problem
WHO THIS IS FOR...
People who…
…want a proven method of getting results
… are willing to move their bodies 3 days a week
…are willing to discover a new way of eating (yes you can eat the good stuff too, we’ll show you how)
…love puppies, sunshine, laughter, fun communities , Christmas presents, "fall back" time changes.
…are 100% badasses who just need a kickstart to get them going again
…realize that 12 weeks may seem like a long time but will be over before you know it, and are dedicated to larger goals than just thinking back on their lives of "that one time" they looked good...you know who you are.
WHY DO WE ASK FOR APPLICATIONS?
Many reasons, but these are the top 3:
1) Because it takes 60 sec. And if you don’t have the motivation to do that, what’s the likelihood you’ll show up to your sessions at all or even answer the phone when we call you? That way people who aren’t dedicated weed themselves out.
2) We do that because we want to make sure you pass the “stuck in the airport test” meaning…if you can carry on a conversation and are generally a fun person to be around who will be a positive part of the group (if you’re normal or extraordinary, you should be fine ).
3) We actually genuinely want to make sure you want to do this. We have an insanely high success percentage, and like to keep it that way, and a big part of that is honestly weeding people out who are not ready.
SO...IF YOU WERE CRAZY ENOUGH TO GET THIS FAR YOU MIGHT BE OUR KIND OF CRAZY
...AND MEET US IN THE REAL WORLD
...WE'RE EVEN COOLER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS WEB PAGE
THIS IS YOUR DEFINING MOMENT.
Click The Button To Apply Now
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